Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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