i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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