He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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