I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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