Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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