can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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