Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
please don't ironically join a cult
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