And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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