Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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