No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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