I wanna bring you to show and tell
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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