doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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