Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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