i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Also, beer. Big fan.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i now understand why vodka
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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