Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I bet he comes in French.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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