Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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