I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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