So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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