i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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