The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Come on in and take your pants off
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