Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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