What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
