apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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