false alarm. still invincible.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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