I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Randomize
