So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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