Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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