is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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