Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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