Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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