I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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