bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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