i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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