He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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