why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I came so hard my ears popped.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
we should paint friendship bongs
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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