So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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