You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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