I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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