I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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