i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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