I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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