just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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