Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just high enough for therapy.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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