Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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