Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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