Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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