Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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