I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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