Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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