there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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